Monday, December 15, 2008
An exchange of words
mario says: dragonball
mario says: they making movie
mario says: i saw the trailer the other day
wallpaper says: i heard
wallpaper says: good?
mario says: err
wallpaper says: (i doubt it is)
mario says: tbh
mario says: by the end of the thing
mario says: i literally burst out laughing
wallpaper says: haha.. comedy, or its just pure crap?
mario says: apparently they changed the story all
mario says: ok la but its not like the real dragonball cartoon story
mario says: just the names only
mario says: but the part i literally lmao
mario says: the goku fella suddenly in the trailer
mario says: HAME
mario says: HAMEEE
mario says: HAAAAA
wallpaper says: "literally lmao"
wallpaper says: now dats new..
mario says: yup
mario says: to express how much i laughed
wallpaper says: so ur ass fell off?
wallpaper says: literally?
mario says: oh damn
wallpaper says: ahahahahha
mario says: im going to stick to literally lol from now on
mario says: big mistake
wallpaper says: hahahahahaha
Sunday, November 02, 2008
Greetings from the Land Up Over
(a) I hacked into the blog with my tech know-how so that I can post,
(b) yh invited me.
Obviously it was the first one (cause it sounds much cooler). If yh says it was (b), he is soooo wrong definitely, maybe, ... fine yh invited me. Moving on, since this is my first post here, and being the cheapo and lazy fella that I am, I shall copy-paste a post from my own blog. Well, obviously some editing has been done to remove parts where I insult people, blablabla.
I decided to go with this post because first year of uni is pretty much over, with exeption of exams, similar to some of you guys I think; and maybe it's a good time to think about the 'almost' past year and I can't think of anything else... yup:
Haven't blogged in ages, mostly due to me not remembering (accidental or otherwise) the existence of this blog. I come now to blog in the hopes of inspiring myself and cultivating the minds of those who read this. In short, I've got a test and some assignments to study for and I'd rather do this than read another page of lecture notes (not like I read a single page to begin with, but that is once again besides the point).
For those of you recognising this as that oh-so-common disease (yes it spreads like wildfire) that is PROCRASTINATION (cue 'BAM BAM BAM' sound effects), you are quite right. I, like many others, suffer from this accursed disease, and to those self-righteous people who supposedly have no qualms about studying very early and labelling us procrastinators as lazy, I have three words for you.
I. Don't. Care.
Now that I think about it, this year has gone by pretty fast. The novelty of uni wore off pretty early with the knowledge that there is more independent studying compared to high school. Shocking, I know. Now, the second semester of uni is two weeks away from completion (excluding exams), thus culminating in me finishing my first year. A month from now, I will be back in kl, seeing people I haven't seen in months, enjoying my holidays and making up for 6 months of not eating the awesome food that is Malaysian cuisine. Then, before I know it, I will be on a plane back to Perth to begin the cycle all over again.
This got me thinking, a year can be pretty long or short depending on how we look at it. Although, the more important question that comes to mind is, what exactly did we accomplish this time around? I remembered the end of last year, when I made several resolutions that I hoped to accomplish this year.
First, I thought I would learn a foreign language. It started with a bang, with me reading all sorts of stuff, then slowly simmered off due to lack of knowledge and other reasons out of my control. It sucks that I couldn't learn a language, but I am slowly getting there. Others would probably need a year or two, I will probably take around 5 years at the pace I am going, but I'll get there. Patience is a virtue.
Second, I thought I would read more books. That started off pretty good, been continuing for awhile, then I realised textbooks were also books (who would have thought it). In my good conscience, I knew I could not break my principle of not reading textbooks, so I stopped for a while. Recently, I discovered The Encyclopedia of Swearing, and the reading begins once again.
Third, I thought I would actually play my guitar. Ever since I came to Perth, I have used it very sparingly, and thus somehow managed to unlearn pretty much everything I have learned before. Funny how it is so easy to unlearn something and yet so difficult to actually learn. This skill would however, be quite good for people who like punching their fists into walls, just saying. This year however, I've been practising and actually learning much more than I ever did, which is brilliant.
Fourth (and last, since I can't remember anymore), I thought I would go to the gym. This has been a pretty interesting one considering I never did a damn thing about it, until a few weeks ago when I actually started going. So, slow starter, but at least I started.
Why all the rambling you ask? Well, I had nothing to talk about and thought it would be interesting for us to think about things we have/currently trying to get/not yet accomplished, and just think about it. Besides, I had to go off on a tangent after the paragraph about uni got me all depressed. While writing it I realised, I've got 5 years of uni left to go through after this.
Oh yes, laugh it up people. Nothing better.
For the unedited (hopefully funnier) version: DO NOT CLICK HERE
Some final words, I'm coming back end of November so, WP I WANT PLAY FUTSAL LA.
Oh and, just for the fun of it, tj and yh who are overseas in the hip places, drugs are bad... mmmkay? xD Joking only... or am I???
Ok, I'm out.
Monday, October 20, 2008
David Copperfield's Mind-Reading!




haha surprised? if you fell for that the first time, then cheers to the gullible noobs of 5G! xD and yes, i fell for it too. noob me T.T which is why i hope you guys fall for it as well xD
anyway just in case u haven't figure it out yet, the trick is that none of the cards in the first set are in the 2nd set, so you won't be able to find whatever card it is that you have chosen from the first set. i chose a J of Clubs by the way, which i suppose nobody gives a damn about anyway. LOL!
Friday, October 03, 2008
Warning: Live Without Warning
Feast thy eyes on these halal pigs! Berkhalwat summore! Looks like xF's soft toy right?Its the long-awaited holidays! I didn't exactly put it into full use, especially not for studies, but I'm sure I made good use of it to relax, unwind and to catch up on things I've wanted to do.
I'm finally going to start learning the electric guitar next week. I'm starting kinda late compared with the rest of the world aren't I? But better late than never. In due time I'll be able to play Metallica solos, Chet Atkins's country electric, etc haha. Can't wait. Dominic and Nizar had better start practicing harder, lest their multi-year progress be overtaken by mine. Muwahahahaha.
Just yesterday I got myself a mosquito net, my last resort to counter the pesky mosquito season. Now I'll finally be able to sleep in peace... or so I thought. Yesterday night, somehow a mosquito managed to sneak into the netting and vampired the living blood out of me. When I switched on the lights, there it was, settling itself on the net. I could see its huge needle-mouth still dripping with red blood, MY blood. I gave it a good slap but then it vanished. No traces of its dead body, nor is it findable anywhere in the enclosed netting.
Has anyone been to the Safari pet shop in Ikano? The first time I went there was two years back. I remember seeing an oversized turtle which looked exactly like a huge, solid rock. So gigantic, yet almost unnoticeable cos of its camouflage. It wasn't there anymore when I visited again yesterday, but there were still lots of other cool "animals" as well, such as snakes, vipers, chameleons the size of a guitar, and even flying furballs (I can't remember what were they called). No more spiders though.
As for graduation on Saturday, it was more fun than expected, but the fun only came AFTER the graduation was over, when we were taking pics. The food sucks. And to think we paid RM90 for it. So-called buffet, with a meager number of meat dishes I can count with less than five fingers. I'd rather spend the RM90 on 5 Nando's meal, or even 80 pieces of roti canai. Anything is better than "graduation food". Unfortunately I didn't bring my camera so graduation pics can be found, erm, elsewhere. But not on this blog.
Speaking of Nando's, the other day my family and I went to Jaya One (Palm Square) to try out some BBQ restaurant called Fireman. There weren't enough seats so we ended up in Nando's instead, and this is what I found in their male toilet (click to enlarge):
Do men's come in such odd shapes, too? That is for you to figure out yourselves, ladies.Anyway, the place was really happening and there were quite alot of people there. The concept is sort of like Citrus Park, except not as crappy. Much much more impressive, in fact. Ooooh I so envy those who live in SS2, they're smack in the middle of all the happening places. And not to mention there were lots of chicks that night too!
And, if you haven't already done it yet, do sign the online petition to free RPK and all the other ISA detainees here. As of now, the total signatures number at a staggering 37546, and still counting up. Please do human rights a favour while you still have yours =)
Finally, best of luck to those sitting for the coming STPM. Remember, many of life's failures are people who did not realise how close they are to success before they gave up, and only by going too far can one possibly find out how far one can go.
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Thursday, July 10, 2008
I MISS MY GRANDMA
He posted a video, it was not reli touching but it made me remember my grandma...
who passed last year(Jan)
So I thought I just want to share it with you all. Watch the video...
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
MMORPG
Coz if they do not have a system like this, i wouldnt even bother to go thru all the hasle...
Straight to the point...!
Have you ever heard of the term MMORPG...
a genre of game...
no flamboyant graphics, only words... but absolute fun genre once you got the hang of it....!!!
I've been playing this game for a while now, and let me tell u, this is fun!!!
This MMORPG-based game is called Exmafia....
It's main theme and concept is much similiar to games such as Gangland, or Gangsters
Just that Exmafia is less pictures and more words, however, saying Exmafia is just another mediocre creation by greedy and second-class programmers is too undermining of the game's potential.
Because MMORPGs like this lack sophistification in term of graphics, the depth of the game is immensely strong. It even offers life-like features such as jail time, criminal activities, gang wars, casinos and even its very own share market where you can make a bundle of game cash.
However, this is not just it. There's more to come.
Exmafia is not a game that is populated and dominated by foreigners, in fact, there's a large population of Malaysians and Singaporeans in the game as well, me being one of them. Indeed, there might be a slim chance of gaining anything out of this game but right now, our very own Asian mob gang is dominating the charts!! So, this leaves you with a great opportunity to pick up some glory, kick some angmoh ass, and make some new friends/g-friends.
Now, I know a lot of people are just skeptical about games like this, because it might be free, but more and more features will come requiring gamers to pay in order to keep up to the pace of other gamers. But, I can personally say NO. You will survive even without the extra pay-then-use items or features.
Labelling this as a free game is just not enough for me, because it is more than that. One thing special about Exmafia is that it's not a typical meaningless game that goes on and on and on forever non-stop like MAPLE STORY, or RAGNAROK. This is because Exmafia is a round-based game with each round lasting 3months or so. The system then refreshes itself every round, resetting every players' stats and level. At the end of each round, there's a final battle a.k.a. Rumble where the winner stands the chance to win 500$ USD and other great prizes as well such as Nintendo Wii and PS3.
So....
What are you waiting for??
Hurry up and join the game!!
Click here to create your very own Exmafia account and join the game, RIGHT NOW!!!
Sunday, June 15, 2008
Remake
Keep in contact ya.
Also, good luck to those who will be facing STPM!
Ganbatte!
*addition*
it's not like i wanted to change, but got some copyrights problem.. i go itchy hand.. lolz
so have to change again.. aihz.. anyways sry it isn't as good as previously... takde mood..
Cheers, Jeremy Ng Yen Han
Friday, June 06, 2008
Minyak
i am speechless, due to the fact that i derno what to say....
coz i take KTM mia, no feel larh!!
wakakakak
but other than that, everything is not ok
minyak naik semua pun naik larh...
i am beginning to think, "the people up there" pakai underwear terbalik isit??
or their bren went upside down??
Don't they noe that petrol is aledi blardee expensive, and when it goes up, distribution-cum-delivery price oso go up, THEN EVERITING OSO GO UP!!!
CALL CHICKEN OSO GO UP!!!
But i can understen mia....coz the subsidi naik marh...
Samore hor...our plice veree chip liao le... dua lingit tujuh puh sen
Kompeh to Aus, we dem larkee ade...
WAIT!!
BUT WTF
We are oil kanteree le...
where ken kompeh wif oar-see mia??!?!?
So we kompeh with suetable kanterees marh, korek a not??
So c 4 urself...
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Here in My Home, Malaysia
I dedicate the blog's 50th post to Malaysia, our one and only home(mario's 2nd home, =P jkjk). We may come to dislike it or feel unfairness by this and that (which shouldn't be mentioned), but this is our home! Blood and sweat from our ancestors has give us this opportunity for a better living. We are not under communist rule, or facing famine. Neither are we battling diseases or suffering from cyclones and earthquakes. Believe it or not, we are blessed in some way.
After hearing this song in the car(which i purposely waited for it to play, on Hitz.fm), i felt really touched by it and find that the lyrics are really really meaningful. The following is quoted from the site;
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pete was juggling tomatoes.
bored. so he telephoned a few friends instead. “how about getting together to make an anti-racism song and music video?” all said yes without hesitation. not because pete threatened them with a rusty knife. only because they love malaysia.
the contingent swelled to 52 people a few days later. it included filmmakers, dancers, singers, producers, musicians, actors, entrepreneurs, designers, footballers, activists, celebrities, students and a florist. nobody would be paid. yet they were enthused. not because they were high on speed. only because they love Malaysia.
they gathered to record the song. it had a catchy chorus and was able to induce a mass sing-along. everyone was happy when it was done. they named it ‘here in my home’. then more people joined. the party now included more than 120 people. but the budget remained exactly zero. it seems even the spreadsheet loves malaysia.
everyone turned up for the video shoot. much fun was had and friendships made. video editors went to work after the shoot was done. both the recording and the video would be given away for free. a gift to the nation. from those who love malaysia to those who feel the same.
did you ask what this is all about?
it’s about love.
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Please do visit the webpage's link here or click on the link on the right. You can download the song, video and lyrics there.
Here's the lyrics if u just feel like singing along. Have fun..
HERE IN MY HOME
Hold on brother hold on
The road is long. We’re on stony ground
But I’m strong. You ain’t heavy
Oh there’s a misspoken truth that lies
Colors don’t bind, oh no.
What do they know? They speak falsely.
Chorus:
Here in my home
I’ll tell you what its all about
There’s just one hope here in my heart
One Love undivided
That’s what it’s all about
Please won’t you fall in one by one by one [with me]?
Push back sister won’t you push back?
Love won’t wait. Just keep pushing on.
Yes I’m strong. You ain’t heavy.
Oh don’t you worry about that…
What we have the shadows can’t deny
Don’t you know it’s now or never?
Rap:
[Malay: TRANSLATED]
Years of fears and years of tribulation
The heart keeps searching for that endless devotion
[Chinese: TRANSLATED]
Hand in hand we’ll march like blood brothers
I speak for my people hope we’ll find peace forever
[Tamil: TRANSLATED]
May the road ahead quench my thirst for success
May the road behind echo a song of the blessed
[English]
So I will let it be known yes I feel it in my bones
No matter where I roam this is home sweet home
Sing!
- Words & Music by Pete Teo featuring rap by KLG Sqwad &
Altimet. copr Redbag Music 2008. All Rights Reserved -
Monday, May 19, 2008
Friday, May 09, 2008
Students of Today, Leaders of Tmr..
Smoke pouring from the chimneys of the petrochemical works and oil refineries at Grangemouth in Scotland.Every time i look at this picture, i go KNN CB diao nia &%@#$..... If that amout of smoke is coming out every second of .. lets say half the day... i really don't know how our planet will survive.
Ladies and gentleman, fellow 5Gigihianz.. We are always too busy with out lives, especially with studies. World affairs, politics and so on don't really matter much. We may talk about it, but shrug it away after that. Global warming is something that will affect us all. We have only one planet to live on, and if earth is not cherished and taken care of, i really don't know what will happen to mankind, life.

If you still don't believe in global warming, i'm seriously appalled. One of the most telltale signs is the weather. Lately it has been dam blardy hot, and rain is occurring less and less. In other parts of the region, Myanmar has been hit by a cyclone, which is the first time it had ever happen(if i am not mistaken). There are so many other signs, bkt tinggi has been having tremors lately, and we aren't suppose to be in any danger of earthquakes.. I wonder how will this year's haze and drought be, considering the type of weather we have been facing. Even the ice shelves in the artic are collapsing and melting away...



*quote*Vanishing glaciers around the world give us some of the starkest images of rising global temperatures.
Glaciers develop in areas of high snow fall where low temperatures mean that snow accumulates faster than it melts. The snow changes to ice and slowly moves downhill. Scotland was shaped by glaciers in the last Ice Age, ending about 10,000 years ago. Glaciers cut deep valleys, carved corries and dumped huge amounts of debris when they melted. Both Edinburgh and Glasgow owe much of their shape to underlying glacial landforms.
The rate at which glaciers retreat has increased dramatically in the last decades and is in line with the known trends in global and local temperature. These changes have occurred on all continents.
Some scientists predict that ice melt from glaciers will be the major cause of sea-level rise in the 21st century. They estimate that the accelerated melting of glaciers and ice caps around the world will cause global sea levels to rise add between around 100 and 240 mm by 2100.
In a few places glaciers are actually increasing in size, for example in parts of Norway. Since glacial advance or retreat is controlled by the balance between snowfall and melt, in these areas increased snowfall, consistent with climate change, is greater than the increased rate of melting.
The melting of glaciers and ice fields in the Himalayas is of particular concern. The seasonal melting of this ice feeds the great rivers of India, South East Asia and China, including the Ganges, the Yangtze and the Mekong. These rivers provide half of the drinking water for 2.6 billion people, 40% of the world’s population
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The world is not only gonna suffer from the environmental problems. Oil prices are even said to be possible to rise to $200 a barrel. WTF is dat... a few years back, hitting $100 is unheard of. Now with the world population growing larger and larger(aprox 6.7bil now if im not mistaken), with china rising and developing, opening it's doors to the world, which is a market of nearly 1.3 bil ppl, oil consumption will definitely soar.
In posting this long msg, which many of you might just scroll thru, i hope that i will be able to raise some level of awareness. The fight on global warming is a global effort, and we as students of today, will be leaders in the future. Hopefully then, we will be in a position to do something about it. If we even make it till the future....
So... when you're out and about, going on with ur lives, think b4 u do something. Turn down the temperature of ur water heater when u bathe, dun just buy plastic bottled water but reuse and bring water from home. Think b4 you throw...
Sry if i bore u guys...
take care, have fun...
*on a side note, the blog has a visit count of 1110! i just placed the count there 2-3 weeks ago. xD that either means we have 1110 ppl accessing the blog in 2-3 weeks... OR we just have the few of us fellows visiting the blog 1110 times.. i think its the latter..
ATTENTION PLEASE !!
its me again...
wonder why i post so frequently...
but that's not the point here,
the point is the f*cking picture is getting annoying,
pain in the ass,
as a student of Naughty-Ham,
I thought it could be some funny pictures,
as a joke,
but it soon came to my knowledge that 5GIGIH(a small group of the guys) is nothing but corrupted,
as the author of that post,
it is my responsibility,
to write as much as possible,
to push down the pictures,
to point out a few things,
one thing is that,
I do not see why some say it is very corrupted,
a corrupted picture,
as far as I see it,
its fine, honestly!
i'll show all of you why some of our Gigihans are corrupted,

if you notice the picture attentively,
you will see there's a line right below and in between the two as-s cheek(in red circle),
if this does not indicate its a person's buttocks,
what else, huh ??
and you start wondering what some Gigihans are wondering...
and for some who regard this as tits,
what in the world would have no arms on both sides ??!?!
Also,
regarding some people's comments,

wanting me to post girls picture,
so, this means I'm dirty, corrupted, horny..??
or he is...??
but,
as a responsible publisher,
I will try to please the readers,
I mean readers,
I will try my best to find the pictures that you all wanted.
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P/S :
whatever that was said above was meant as an entertainment and in no way should be regarded as a personal attack to certain people. It is my deepest apology if any of the materials coincide/corelates with any person living or dead.
-Mellow-
It’s hard to face the feet
when you’re raised in the street
No surrender and no retreat
Tuesday, May 06, 2008
Thursday, May 01, 2008
Laughter, the best medicine
and some of them i agree.. especially regarding women xD
erm, on a side not, exams are coming, so ganbatte everyone.. all da best...
oh yea, wP's bday was on the 27th.. wP, u shared the birthday with Mr Siva xD
btw, yum cha dis fri k? 9.45, kinrara.. hope to see u der..
take care guys...
enjoy ~ *apologies if anyone is offended....... nah..... xD













Saturday, April 19, 2008
Something, Anything
I think mario would be the only one to understand
Was feeling bored and kept remembering one piece chapter 485 (i think) where zoro was soaked with blood, and say's "it's nothing"... really love roronoa zoro.. so here's a lil something i did. It's a sig for forums.. anyone noe how to make sigs? teach me a bit la xD

Makirai is my online name btw.
So wazzup guys, things have not been well for me.. really bz.. and sianz...
If u guys bored or wat, then dis coming school holidays go sunway lagoon or something la.. i dunno~ u guys free den think it up lo.. or else, i dunno wat else is there to be done...
Picnic oso good.. guys go there to eat, girls go there to bring food.. ^^
Err, thats all i have got in my mind now.. lol..
Cya, take care...
YenHan
edit:
Oh yea, i just thought, perhaps i should put all my banners for display, even those dat i din publish out xD hehehe...
So we first started with our first banner, the group pic
then there is this one, but due to privacy reasons, i couldnt post it up.. and i have censored it a bit xD if u still got complain den i take it down la yo... lol
then the 3rd one, which i think is the nicest gua, cuz da background pic i took one xD sunrise xD
the 4th one was made out of desperation for something different.. so i think it would be one of the bad ones la..
the 5th banner is also another fav of mine, cuz the clouds make the ppl there look angelic and heavenly, even though its a lie.. lol jkjk..
there is a 6th banner but it is similar to the 5th one so i din post it.. and the 7th banner is the one on top la.. but i'll just put it down for the sake of comparison..
there you go! all the banners so far.. pls comment and hopefully u guys can think of something new too xD
ciaoz!
Sunday, March 16, 2008
Twisted Transistors
its called twisted transistor
However, i find that there is really a twisted meaning behind this title...
So, for those who choose not to enter Electrical and Electronics Engineering, please dont regret arh....because after this im going to show you guys what transistors really means....
Please let the drum rolls
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Of course must suspense a bit lar
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roll faster lar. Exercise your finger
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Still not enuff...?!??!?!?!?!?
Okok close-up
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Nahh! Satisfied now??
Anyone dare to say e & e engineering is boring now...??
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Understanding Women
Ladies, pls tell us dis ain't true!
In the world of romance, one single rule applies to the men: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.
You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played.
Here is a guide to the point system:
SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the rain (+8) But return with Beer (-5)
You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
It's her pet (-10)
SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS
You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy (-2)
Named Judy (-4)
Judy is a dancer (-6)
Judy has silicon implants (-80)
HER BIRTHDAY
You take her out to dinner (0)
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)
Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night,
and your face is painted the colours of your favourite team (-10)
A NIGHT OUT
You take her to a movie (+2)
You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
You take her to a movie you like (-2)
It's called 'DeathCop' (-3)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)
YOUR PHYSIQUE
You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-8000)
THE 'BIG' QUESTION
She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT]
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
Any other response (-20)
COMMUNICATION
When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen, displaying what
looks like a concerned expression (0)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)
Now what chance do you have???
Monday, March 10, 2008
DoubleUPee
Firstly, apologies for disappearing from the blog for quite some time. Really have been busy.
Just want you guys to know since wP has been invited as the new blog author, he will have lots to say every now and then. xD
So, there has to be a way to attract our classmates to this blog frequently, no? Perhaps should put up 'blue' content for the some of the, 'blue' minded people.. lol jkjk... Perhaps when i have time i will add some interesting content to the blog la k...
In the meantime, i would love for anyone, or everyone to contribute something. e.g. ideas ^^ And you will be duly credited for your idea on how to improve the blog.
Here's an idea to start, perhaps you guys can suggest a new theme for the banner xD suggest to me any idea you have and i will try to design it your way... Of course it has to be a suitable one.
I guess this is enough so far to hint that i'm not dead.. just almost dead from work.. So till then, tata and hope to join u guys for a movie ( WP is organising )
Oh yea one more thing, if ya wanna make a new class t-shirt it would be no prob... or perhaps wanna organise something like paintball activity or watsoeva... go for it! *sun-sun ur tshirt still wit me*
Suggestion to guys of 5G, or the basketball kaki, interested in making jersey? for our class ppl oni? wont it be cool?! xD den we can go wear and sapu VI team.. price might be about 40 for one set.. think bout it ya.. dat includes u too wP if u wan.. wear oni for fun la ^^
Cheers & Happy Holidays
Yen Han
Sunday, March 09, 2008
5 Gigih REVIVAL!
Just finished typing my report for a visit me and my college mates made to a Home of the Orphans/Abused/Abandoned. There's some videos on my blog, but that aside, here's the conclusion paragraph of my report which I would like to share with you.
All in all, I've learnt a great lesson from this experience. Simple things to us may mean the world to some others, and therefore every one of our little acts may, in fact, be a fate-twisting one to someone else. Think the butterfly effect theory – the insignificant flutter of a butterfly here in Malaysia might just possibly be the cause of a rampaging hurricane in another part of the world. Small things CAN, and DO, go a very long way. Actions and decisions we take now will somehow find a way to impact the future of others, oblivious as it may be to us. How we live our life will play a part in determining how another lives his – so let’s start bringing positive changes into someone else’s life, and together we can change the world.
By the way, i just got this cool picture from a cousin of mine.
Can you read the code below ?
If you can't, then follow the guidelines given below the code.

Close your eyes almost 90% (half closed) and read again.
Got it ? ;)
Thursday, February 28, 2008
Update!
Actually, I'm here to announce that moi will be back in Kuala Lumpur on the auspicious date of 5th of March 2008, which is a Wednesday. I hereby order you mere mortals to be present for a royal hearing in Kinrara, the mamak place where you mortals "yam-cha", on Friday!!!
Lol. I miss mamak! And I miss KL! And I miss 5G! =DDD
Withs lots of lots of lurveeeee,
Queen Elie
"The one & only"
Thursday, February 07, 2008
Happy CNY...!!!

Dear 5 Gigihans,
i would like to wish all my dearest classmates a happy, prosperous chinese new year.
i would also like to take this opportunity to thank those that contributed to keep this website up and running, because of this website, most of us manage to keep in contact with each other, most of us are able to find a place to share joys, sadness, troubles, happiness, and many many experiences; laughed and cried...but it's all been about friendship.
it was only two years ago, where we took pictures and had a lot of fun together. Even if we have had our differences, quarrelled, we still remain as friends, longlasting one.
A lot of us are going away very soon, some of us have their own lifes now, i do not know when we are going to have an opportunity to see all 30 gigihans, but i will wait for that day to come patiently.
Thank you all my beloved frens for leaving such memorable experiences in my life during my secondary years. Though it has been a while ago, but these experiences seem to never grow old... i will never forget all of you.
shawn.eli.xf.tzupeng.kokfai.sun2.mal.leiching.waibin.tbear.jenghui.yh.tj.dom.alan.
menghon.kaihsien.jul.goonwee.karmun.yefei.choonmun.andy.siqu.siji.tpiew.wingsoon.
wp.mario.meihwa.
ei, kenapa kurang satu punya...??jkjk
Wednesday, February 06, 2008
Chinese New Year 2008
Bugger there has been more fireworks in the sky than the new year countdown.
Lunar new year is like so much more celebrated xD
Anyways, i look forward to another wonderful memorable year with u guys...
take care, have fun, all the best!
Gong Xi Fa Cai 2008!!!
Jeremy Ng YH
Wednesday, January 02, 2008
Dear 5G...
It's gonna be 3 years ever since we were sorted into 4G...
But it seems all too familiar, as i've known many of you since primary school...
3 years since we gotten a 'good' class teacher...
3 years to the beginning of a wonderful beautiful journey with you guys...
we were the noisiest best first class there ever was i think.. i still recall da previous year's first class where they were studying on their own during recess.. Ours, was like everyone became the HULK and kicked football, sat on table, put make up etc... We were uncontrollable.. only quiet when en.siva comes in with a gun, dat is oni for 30 seconds..
2005.. to me.. it wasn't good enough... i wish we had raped tj more... swore in assembly to be good kids more... did less homework.. gave teachers more white hairs... and taken more pictures... i wish we had made more memories
come 2006, it was truly the best year in secondary sch one could ever have, aside from SPM of course... u guys bullied my juniors a lot... made me bengang... but, wat to do...
we had so many birthdays together... we celebrated so many times..
we ate dozens of pizzas together, bugger i had to clean so much...
we clapped a lot, just to kacau the teacher...
we made weird signs to the afternoon session kids in the opposite block..
we ponteng tonnes of classes, ate in class, copied homeworks...
we made 5G famous... why? cuz so many teachers gossip bout our class.. xD
bio lessons were like sex ed period... horrifying...
physics were like watching an ugly version of dexter's laboratory over and over again...
maths were like writing classes.. we write, and write, and write the answers from the text books
addmaths... tough.. it was so difficult to conc..ent..rate.. Zzzzz Zzzz Zzzzz....
english... dun play play... serious...
chemistry... was actually tamil lessons... dats why tak faham.. lolz
est were like.. wat?
moral lessons were really driving me immoral...
bm a... aiyo no comment la really...
sej... self study la...
da best lesson was PJ.. no doubt.. hi-5 yo!
anyways... as we move on... i'm really glad i brought my cam a lot... taken dam many pics...
everyone was in a malas to study mood d.. bring badminton rackets.. sleep in physics lab... bugger spm nearing d... zzz
genting.. was a dam good trip... it was well planned.. better den any company dat could ever do it.. RM100 below for a 3D 2N and everything... it was a lovely memory to be kept in our hearts forever...
den it was 2007... one by one drop out of contact.. it was getting so difficult to talk to u guys... let alone meet up... luckily we manage to set fridays as yum cha session... we manage to drag along our 5G awhile longer... long enough for me to set up the blog.. i plead to you.. dont forget this blog... and spread da news... be active and help out with the blog! it took a lot of effort for me to do dis.. and the only thing in my mind was u guys..
the year passed by quickly... Port Dickson trip was comparable to the genting trip... perhaps even better.. sadly not everyone went... it was another wonderful moment for us... as classmates to be together...
now its 2008... a new year.. a new beginning... i hope this blog wont perish... i look forward to many many many more moments with you guys... through here... our Eclass... where we will always be together no matter how far we go....
its not hard to remember... 5gigih2006.blogspot.com
even when u're old.. with white hairs and even no hairs at all...
5gigih2006.blogspot.com
it'll always be here.. our memories.. our lepak spot...
5G2006 is the best class one could ever wish for...
in the world of uncertainty and insecurity.. we have each other..
in the world of loneliness, we have each other...
in the world of crap.. dun come find me.. lol jk xD
alrite... i noe i said a lot of, 'ye sou' or falsafah...
but just wanna confess.. i love u guys...
5G2006 rocks!
Jeremy Ng





